Coba NPCs ([personal profile] cobanpcs) wrote in [community profile] cityofcoba2015-07-28 09:46 pm

COBA CLASSIFIEDS

Who: Everyone
Where: Wherever you read the news.
When: Day 10. Must be Tuesday, Tuesdays are always kinda weird.

What:

So, you're browsing through the newspaper, either online or a physical copy. And you reach the Personal Ads section.

There are regular ads "lost dog", "free couch", "human male seeks alien lifeforms for science and friendship."

And then there is a blank space with the instructions "WRITE YOUR OWN."

SO. COBA CITIZENS. Write a classified ad, or reply to other people's classified ads.
shiroganeheir: (working)

DETECTIVE SERVICES OFFERED

[personal profile] shiroganeheir 2015-07-29 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
Private Detective for hire. Willing to go anywhere, solve anything. Pay negotiable.

Reply to Shirogane Investigations, Inaba Shopping District.

No unreasonable offers refused.
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very_elaborate: ([naoto] up close and personal)

[personal profile] very_elaborate 2015-07-30 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[After a while, a reply is scrawled under it:]

Okay, I know that's gotta be a reference to something, but other than 'a detective novel' I have no idea.
shiroganeheir: (what's goin' on)

[personal profile] shiroganeheir 2015-07-30 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[It isn't long before the shop door opens and Naoto walks in.]

Kanji? Are you here?

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fridgeninja: (Default)

text;

[personal profile] fridgeninja 2015-08-02 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I still can't decide between being your dashing assistant or a short-order cook.
shiroganeheir: ([Protag] Partners)

Some text medium that doesn't require me using capslock.

[personal profile] shiroganeheir 2015-08-02 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Either would work, Souji. You are an excellent cook, and you would also be an excellent assistant.

I would very much like to solve more things with you, but I will not pressure you.

Email?

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Email works!

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fistallday: sweet beloved Popoto (Default)

BIG MAN FOR PHYSICAL LABOR

[personal profile] fistallday 2015-07-29 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ The language Dori's note is originally written in is, via the powers of the City of Coba, translated into a basic language that everyone can understand. ]

I'M AS BIG AS SOME BUILDINGS HERE

IF YOU NEED SOMETHING PUNCHED, LIFTED OR BEAT UP INQUIRE ABOUT DOERANKA
breakrecord: (This is funny.)

MISSING GIRLFRIEND!

[personal profile] breakrecord 2015-07-29 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
[And then there's this asshole, who managed to take up a quarter of a page with his ad. someone please make him get a job to keep him occupied]

Please help me find my pookie, the love of my life! She is a tall, fiery goddess of a woman possessing a noble and regal air, yet has a passionate zeal for life and love that cannot be compared. Has a tendency to hang around bridges.

She is over two meters tall, has green eyes, carries around a flaming sword, has red skin, and looks like a flaming roundworm from your nightmares. Last seen a lifetime ago, after our stunning climax got interrupted and she was lashed out against and forcibly removed from possessing my body.

please find her i miss my tunnel of love worm : (

[And below the text, there is an incredibly awe-inspiring depiction of said tunnel of love worm.]
teamjosh: (40)

[personal profile] teamjosh 2015-07-29 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[....He might normally ignore this but....sometimes you just gotta know.

IN EMAIL FORM:]


Your girlfriend is...unique.

[Yep that's the email.]
breakrecord: (This is funny.)

[personal profile] breakrecord 2015-07-30 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
She's very unique! She's the only flaming pookie face love muffing danger cupcake tunnel of love worm in my heart. There's no one else in the entire universe who could replace her.

So if you've seen her, please let me know. I cry so much every night because she's not there.
ibideficitorbis: (Shura - You talkin' to me?)

[personal profile] ibideficitorbis 2015-07-30 01:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[And then there's this other asshole.]

What demon is this? I might be able to find her.
breakrecord: (It's just not sexy enough.)

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[personal profile] breakrecord 2015-08-02 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
You'll find my pookie for me? I'm... I'm so touched I could cry! You, uh, don't actually have to find her for me, though. I'm afraid of something breaking if she's found. Like me.
breakrecord: (See any radio waves?)

[personal profile] breakrecord 2015-08-02 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
...How would you go about finding her, anyway?

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loversdilemma: (suspicious)

[personal profile] loversdilemma 2015-07-31 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[A voice call response, because she doesn't have nearly the emoji for this]

I don't mean to butt into your business, but if the last time you saw your giant roundworm girlfriend she possessed you, you might want to take some serious time off from the relationship before you think about renewing it.

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evokeslovers: (u4)

yeah... here's a voice post

[personal profile] evokeslovers 2015-08-07 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ ... What.

No seriously, what. ]


... Umm... are you serious about this?

[ Please just be joking, please just be joking you didn't seem to be completely bonkers when she last talked to you. ]

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ibideficitorbis: (Shura - Yellow-eyed monster)

SMALL WOMAN FOR PHYSICAL/SUPERNATURAL LABOUR

[personal profile] ibideficitorbis 2015-07-30 01:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I can lift a car without help. I can negotiate with demons. I can destroy pretty much anything.

Reply to Shura and Coba will do the rest.
very_elaborate: (chill the fuck out I got this)

CLOTHES AND STUPID CUTE SHIT

[personal profile] very_elaborate 2015-07-30 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Custom orders always accepted. Better with Japanese styles than Western, but give me an idea of what you want and I can probably do it.

Cute shit is mostly knitted or crocheted. I'll also do custom orders for that.

Reply or drop by Tatsumi Textiles, Inaba Shopping District.
gorilladog: (15)

[personal profile] gorilladog 2015-08-01 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ Seeing the add, Noah makes it a point to head out to its location. Hopefully if the man is offering services, maybe he's looking for help too? He walks in a little tentatively, looking around. ]

Uh, hello? I saw your ad, this is Tatsumi Textiles right?

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teethteethteeth: (Waving)

[personal profile] teethteethteeth 2015-08-02 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[That ad intrigues her. She always did like cute stuff, even if "cute shit" does sound a little vulgar. But her child is a growing child! So she goes to check it out.]

Pardon me?

[She's standing just inside, looking around.]

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ibideficitorbis: (Shura - Yellow-eyed monster)

TINY BROKEN HEART SEEKS COMPANIONSHIP FOR HEALING AND MORE

[personal profile] ibideficitorbis 2015-07-31 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Let's meet today at noon at the basketball court. I will be wearing a yellow shirt with LOVE COBA on it in white.

[The ad is anonymous. Do you dare go?]
on_thin_ice: (Calling the Guardians)

Re: TINY BROKEN HEART SEEKS COMPANIONSHIP FOR HEALING AND MORE

[personal profile] on_thin_ice 2015-08-01 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ That's the siren call for a Guardian. He lands up at the meeting place, completely nonchalant. ]

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gorilladog: <user name=thepreciousthing> (1)

[personal profile] gorilladog 2015-08-01 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ Despite the strange anonymous ad, Noah can't say no to a challenge on the court, and besides, he could prepare himself if the person in question was dangerous right? ]

i'll b there wearing a green army jacket. See u.

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gorilladog: (13)

Jack of all Trades for Hire!

[personal profile] gorilladog 2015-08-01 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
Hi, I'm Noah. If anyone is looking for someone to help out with any odd jobs, anything requiring physical labor, or anything extra that needs to get done, I just might be your guy. Just tell me what to do, put me to work and I'll do it.

Best way to get a hold of me is through my inbox. Let's work something out and meet sometime.

Thanks and have a good day.
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keymash: (Trying to save the world)

PROFESSIONAL PHOTOGRAPHER

[personal profile] keymash 2015-08-01 09:00 am (UTC)(link)
Contact Peter Parker if you want quality work. Will take any amount offered. Has experience with photoshop and taking high def images of superheroes.
teethteethteeth: (Oh!)

[personal profile] teethteethteeth 2015-08-02 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[She sends a handwritten note to this "Peter Parker", trusting in Coba's delivery systems to get it to its destination.]

Superheroes? I did hear of those here. So you come from a world with them, too? Oh, yes, I could use a family photograph of my daughter and I. I already have a few, but she's grown since then.

text message

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How would you feel about photographing fraternity events? We could use something better than a camera phone.

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