[Eh, he came, he saw, he punned. Won't be the first, and it sure won't be the last.

Elijah... Another familiar (and yet not) name. Rebekah's and Klaus's older brother, right? The first one they met, who tried to kill Elena? Yeah, the thought of Elijah working retail is enough to make Stefan smile.]

Missed opportunity, Klaus. [He shakes his head.] But If you run into her again, you should ask.

So how was New Orleans weird again? Beyond its usual self?