COBA CLASSIFIEDS

[cobanpcs]

Who: Everyone
Where: Wherever you read the news.
When: Day 10. Must be Tuesday, Tuesdays are always kinda weird.

What:

So, you're browsing through the newspaper, either online or a physical copy. And you reach the Personal Ads section.

There are regular ads "lost dog", "free couch", "human male seeks alien lifeforms for science and friendship."

And then there is a blank space with the instructions "WRITE YOUR OWN."

SO. COBA CITIZENS. Write a classified ad, or reply to other people's classified ads.

Comments

[breakrecord]

Of heartbreak.

[loversdilemma]

[It's hard to judge tone over text, but she's read enough sitcom scripts to know a beat when she sees one.]

You've either got problems or A+ comic timing.

[breakrecord]

Aw, you really think I'm funny? I flattered! Besides, why can't it be both? I could be suffering from the problem of extreme heartache AND have good comedic timing. My sense of humor could be the only thing that keeps me going.

[loversdilemma]

Uh huh.

Well, I'm not gonna judge someone else's romantic relationships, but I totally am going to if you're serious.

[breakrecord]

It's okay if you judge me. You wouldn't be the first, and you wouldn't be the last. But nothing will tear me and my pookie apart! NOTHING!

Except for the part where I don't know where she is. That's tearing us apart.