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COBA CLASSIFIEDS
Who: Everyone
Where: Wherever you read the news.
When: Day 10. Must be Tuesday, Tuesdays are always kinda weird.
What:
So, you're browsing through the newspaper, either online or a physical copy. And you reach the Personal Ads section.
There are regular ads "lost dog", "free couch", "human male seeks alien lifeforms for science and friendship."
And then there is a blank space with the instructions "WRITE YOUR OWN."
SO. COBA CITIZENS. Write a classified ad, or reply to other people's classified ads.
Where: Wherever you read the news.
When: Day 10. Must be Tuesday, Tuesdays are always kinda weird.
What:
So, you're browsing through the newspaper, either online or a physical copy. And you reach the Personal Ads section.
There are regular ads "lost dog", "free couch", "human male seeks alien lifeforms for science and friendship."
And then there is a blank space with the instructions "WRITE YOUR OWN."
SO. COBA CITIZENS. Write a classified ad, or reply to other people's classified ads.
DETECTIVE SERVICES OFFERED
Reply to Shirogane Investigations, Inaba Shopping District.
No unreasonable offers refused.
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Okay, I know that's gotta be a reference to something, but other than 'a detective novel' I have no idea.
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Kanji? Are you here?
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text;
Some text medium that doesn't require me using capslock.
I would very much like to solve more things with you, but I will not pressure you.
Email?
Email works!
Re: Email works!
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aaand wrapping the thread here?
BIG MAN FOR PHYSICAL LABOR
I'M AS BIG AS SOME BUILDINGS HERE
IF YOU NEED SOMETHING PUNCHED, LIFTED OR BEAT UP INQUIRE ABOUT DOERANKA
MISSING GIRLFRIEND!
someone please make him get a job to keep him occupied]Please help me find my pookie, the love of my life! She is a tall, fiery goddess of a woman possessing a noble and regal air, yet has a passionate zeal for life and love that cannot be compared. Has a tendency to hang around bridges.
She is over two meters tall, has green eyes, carries around a flaming sword, has red skin, and looks like a flaming roundworm from your nightmares. Last seen a lifetime ago, after our stunning climax got interrupted and she was lashed out against and forcibly removed from possessing my body.
please find her i miss my tunnel of love worm : (
[And below the text, there is an incredibly awe-inspiring depiction of said tunnel of love worm.]
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IN EMAIL FORM:]
Your girlfriend is...unique.
[Yep that's the email.]
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So if you've seen her, please let me know. I cry so much every night because she's not there.
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What demon is this? I might be able to find her.
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I don't mean to butt into your business, but if the last time you saw your giant roundworm girlfriend she possessed you, you might want to take some serious time off from the relationship before you think about renewing it.
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yeah... here's a voice post
No seriously, what. ]
... Umm... are you serious about this?
[ Please just be joking, please just be joking you didn't seem to be completely bonkers when she last talked to you. ]
Texted back because he can't trust his voice
And now text on her end because yeah.
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SMALL WOMAN FOR PHYSICAL/SUPERNATURAL LABOUR
Reply to Shura and Coba will do the rest.
CLOTHES AND STUPID CUTE SHIT
Cute shit is mostly knitted or crocheted. I'll also do custom orders for that.
Reply or drop by Tatsumi Textiles, Inaba Shopping District.
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Uh, hello? I saw your ad, this is Tatsumi Textiles right?
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Pardon me?
[She's standing just inside, looking around.]
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TINY BROKEN HEART SEEKS COMPANIONSHIP FOR HEALING AND MORE
[The ad is anonymous. Do you dare go?]
Re: TINY BROKEN HEART SEEKS COMPANIONSHIP FOR HEALING AND MORE
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i'll b there wearing a green army jacket. See u.
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Jack of all Trades for Hire!
Best way to get a hold of me is through my inbox. Let's work something out and meet sometime.
Thanks and have a good day.
PROFESSIONAL PHOTOGRAPHER
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Superheroes? I did hear of those here. So you come from a world with them, too? Oh, yes, I could use a family photograph of my daughter and I. I already have a few, but she's grown since then.
text message
text message
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