COBA CLASSIFIEDS

[cobanpcs]

Who: Everyone
Where: Wherever you read the news.
When: Day 10. Must be Tuesday, Tuesdays are always kinda weird.

What:

So, you're browsing through the newspaper, either online or a physical copy. And you reach the Personal Ads section.

There are regular ads "lost dog", "free couch", "human male seeks alien lifeforms for science and friendship."

And then there is a blank space with the instructions "WRITE YOUR OWN."

SO. COBA CITIZENS. Write a classified ad, or reply to other people's classified ads.

Comments

[teethteethteeth]

Do you do children's clothes? Ah, and could you make something that goes well with pitch black skin? I'm afraid I don't have the best fashion sense so I'll have to trust in your judgment.

[very_elaborate]

I... could, yeah. WHat kinda kid we talking about here?

[teethteethteeth]

Ah, I got some measurements after I saw your ad. [She hands over a piece of paper with some scrawled writing.] And here's a picture of her. It's an old one and she's grown since then, but... [She digs out a photo from her purse. In it is a four year old in a cutesy dress rather like an old-fashioned doll. She's jet black and... there's a lack of facial feature, a smoothness broken only by a mouth full of rows of sharp teeth much like a lamprey.]

[very_elaborate]

[...what. No seriously, what, is her kid a Shadow or something? But it ain't Kanji's place to judge.]

Well, the good news is black goes with pretty much anything. I can work something out for ya.

[teethteethteeth]

Oh, that's good. I'll be looking forward to it.