COBA CLASSIFIEDS

[cobanpcs]

Who: Everyone
Where: Wherever you read the news.
When: Day 10. Must be Tuesday, Tuesdays are always kinda weird.

What:

So, you're browsing through the newspaper, either online or a physical copy. And you reach the Personal Ads section.

There are regular ads "lost dog", "free couch", "human male seeks alien lifeforms for science and friendship."

And then there is a blank space with the instructions "WRITE YOUR OWN."

SO. COBA CITIZENS. Write a classified ad, or reply to other people's classified ads.

Comments

[breakrecord]

I know I am; heartbreak is a condition that modern medicine can't cure. Only the flaming embrace of my pookie-poo can cure my ails now. One day! One day I'll be reunited with her loving embrace and noodlely appendages!

[evokeslovers]

... I meant that you might have something ELSE wrong with you!

[breakrecord]

Oh, yeah, definitely! That's all been taken care of, though. But thanks for being concerned! You're a really great gal, y'know that? Almost as great as my Aramisaki.

[evokeslovers]

Fine. Okay. I guess you must have just been nuts this entire time then. I'm kinda surprised I didn't notice it when we were talking in person though.

Still, when you mentioned that you saw some weird things before... I wasn't expecting this.

[breakrecord]

Hey, nuts is subjective. I can't be the weirdest guy you've come across, right? Actually, don't tell me. I don't know if my ego could handle it.

But, yeah, pookie happened to me. That's not actually the weirdest thing, but it's one that makes for an interesting story!

[evokeslovers]

... I'm getting the feeling that I REALLY don't want to know what goes through your head. Or what happened there.

[breakrecord]

It's not for the faint of heart! But it might make a good story for an action movie or novel!

You sure you don't wanna know about it?

[evokeslovers]

... Depends on how serious you are about it, I guess.

And how serious you are about... umm... the thing that even sparked this conversation in the first place.

[breakrecord]

I"m always serious when it comes to love.

Okay, joking aside, if you really want to know, I don't mind telling you. For a price. I wanna hear a cool story from you! Doesn't have to be as weird as mine. Even something like how your neighbor fell out of a tree when you were ten would work for me!

[evokeslovers]

Fair enough. I'm sure I'll be able to think of something that happened to me that's considered cool.

Though I'm guessing that this will probably be better in person. Anywhere in particular you want to meet up?